Life Begins At 40 Funny Quotes

Let’s drink some red, red wine. Funny quotes forty isn't old, if you're a tree. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Keep calm and remember 40 is the new 20 life begins at 40. All my very best to you as you celebrate your 40th birthday today! • “when you hit 40, multitasking just means you can sneeze and pee at the same time.” • “life really does begin at forty.

But so does fall arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person 3 or 4 times.

Funny 40th birthday quotes to laugh away the pain 1. Funny quotes forty isn't old, if you're a tree. 6 an archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. I thought going from 30 to 40 would be monumental, but now that you’re 40 as well, i feel like we can conquer the world!